Wizards Brew
- Nov 11, 2016
- 2 min read
Impress your heroic adventurers with your prowess in mixing a drink!
OK, so.....right off the bat I should let you know it doesn't actually look like that in any way, shape, or form by any interpretations. I have basically lied to you in picture format just like very photographer for every fast food restaurant I've ever eaten at. I feel very, very guilty. Just, you know, not guilty enough to change the image, because it looks amazing.
Anyway, WIZARD'S BREW!! This little concoction is meant for maximum drink enjoyment, superior concentration enhancement, and unparalleled affordability. It is, in short, the ultimate tabletop drink.
What do you need?
- A seriously large glass or mug to drink out of
- 250 ml (8 oz) Hot six / Burn/ Red Bull or whatever other energy drink you like
- 500 ml (16 fluid oz) of your favored cheap beer. Lager works best
- Food coloring of whatever color is most likely to anger someone at the table (beige maybe?)
- 180 ml (6 oz?) of Soju (a bottle is usually 360 ml
What, you are probably wondering, is soju? Soju is a wonderful little rice wine concoction popular in Korea. It's so popular in fact, that, when the government decided to increase the "empty bottle handling tax" the federal government had to plea with soju distilleries not to increase the price per to 2000 Korean Won (about $1,80 USD), because they feared the increased price could seriously impact low income families that drank themselves stupid every night of the week.
More to the point, it's about 20% alcohol by volume for the cheap stuff and tastes like Windex and maple syrup. If you can't get soju, or it's too expensive in your area, a strong white wine, liqueurs, or Japanese sake will do fine.
How do I make this friggin drink?
- Empty the entire beer into your mug (told you you'd need a big mug)
- Dump a can of energy drink into it as well and scream, "BAM" like you're Emiril Legasse
- Put exactly 180ml of soju into that thing. The tiniest divergence from that amount makes the drink fatal.
- Pour food coloring in until you feel it's sufficiently magical.
Pat yourself on the back. You just made a Wizard's Brew. You must be some kinda genius.
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